I got into another fight with my father today. He saw that I was reading his bible and got excited. I guess he thought I was reading for some sort of spiritual purpose. In a way he was correct, but it wasn’t the spiritual sense he was hoping for. I started asking him some questions about the thoughts and questions I had about his religion. I could immediately sense the tension just by looking at his eyes. It is impossible to speak to the man. Especially about these matters.
He started shouting that I was playing with fire, and that God was going to show me his power. And he didn’t mean it in a religious way, he was just trying to threaten and scare me. What bullshit, he is so brainwashed. He said that I had to start having faith in the Lord and the teachings of the bible.
How the hell am I going to have faith in something like that? No one even knows who the fuck wrote the damn thing. It has been passed around and rewritten so many times that the damn thing cannot possibly be right. For all I know, some of the people who wrote in it could have been high on drugs. Who knows, maybe Jesus was a schizophrenic. Makes perfect sense to me. He was some crazy guy running around, saying that he is the son of God. If people do that sort of stuff these days, they go to a mental hospital for help. Maybe that is what Jesus needed, mental help.
I wish my dad could see the stuff that I am writing. I swear if he had ever found this notebook, I don’t know if he would have a heart attack or perform an exorcism on me…
He’d probably just disown me.
I agree with Matt. If people did that these days, they’d go to a mental hospital. I know what it’s like to ahve a psychotic parent. Jesus and Catholics do need mental help.
this is fucking hilarious!
Actually, Matt was right. The monks who copied out the bible would likely have been high on a form of LSD which forms as a mould on wheat grain. It’s well documented that daemons that these monks talked about were actually from acid trips caused by eating contaminated bread